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Airplane Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bird airplane collision
Rating: 4.67/5

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7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:03 am
Budog - June 23, 2011, 5:40 am
Dayammmm, that screwed up his whole day !!!
SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 8:23 pm
That looks like a bird you will have a plane

MEXICANS IN THE AIRFORCE - Saving money by eliminating the need for seating

TAGS: mexican airforce airplane
Rating: 2.98/5

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will - July 5, 2009, 6:42 pm
acutally i tihnk yo u will find that is in fact the elite mexican parachute regiment


TAGS: leslie nielsen shirley confess airplane
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 7:36 pm
You know what's hilariou5? I was reading this in his voice, lol.
crankyhead - April 15, 2011, 9:16 am
tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:57 am
Surely he is....I like this. 5 l's.

007 -

IMAGINATION - There are times when words utterly fail to express the thoughts in our hearts. Perhaps such thoughts lack words for a reason.

TAGS: imagination rhino bomber airplane wtf
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 14, 2012, 10:53 am
Agreed with Verdect, drop the picture in Ph**ochopped as well, has a good chance to get through there
cousinit - August 29, 2011, 10:32 pm
Thank you! I appreciate that. I hope you like the next one, too.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 5:16 pm
Nice fir5t effort

COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.

THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.

TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.13/5

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7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.


TAGS: skydiving airplane
Rating: 4.05/5

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bassman007 - September 22, 2011, 11:57 am
found it on the world wide web :)
NumberXIII - September 22, 2011, 10:20 am
OMG 5 Skydivers for you! I literally laughed out loud looking at this and startled my roommate. Where'd you get the picture??


TAGS: jefferson airplane white rabbit
Rating: 4.6/5

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CaptCourageous - November 6, 2011, 10:32 am
it looks like the face is facing forward and sideways at the same time
Bob D. Sailor - June 15, 2011, 10:58 pm
This picture is creeping me out majorly.



TAGS: airplane
Rating: 4.9/5

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Maitreakow - May 25, 2011, 10:09 pm
Great movie and great poster 5 Convertibles
forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
thx for not making a joke about the Germans! ;)
Master - May 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
If you drive under a grounded airplane then you are a nitwit, to begin with! 5!
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:42 am
Thi5 is one of those po5ters where i'm thinking: "why the F didn't I come up with thi5!?!"

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds

TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.

KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!

TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?

DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker

DUCK TAPE FIXES EVERYTHING - Bear attacked the plane flew in two new wheels and a case of duck tape

TAGS: airplane duck ***e duct ***e
Rating: 3.18/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 12:57 am
True enough. Duct ***e rules!!!
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:52 pm
I've seen this done up by churchill

SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Hey, what's a mountain goat doing up here?

TAGS: airplanes
Rating: 1.33/5

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Da5id - January 13, 2009, 2:14 pm
Is that an X-wing wing?... wait... wait something here is all wrong.

FRIENDS COME AND GO - ...but enemies accumulate

TAGS: airplane enemies
Rating: 4.27/5

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440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:55 pm
great airplane pix


TAGS: happy airplane
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 7:46 pm


YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."

WHEELIES - Not just for motorcycles anymore.

TAGS: airplanes
Rating: 2.25/5

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any questions? -

TAGS: airplane its magic psa
Rating: 4.93/5

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steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
LOL I meant over not out LOL
steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
I'm afraid the joke boarded a plane and flew out his head, Priss ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 9:57 pm
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Substituting the obscure term "burn buckets" for the first "engine" reference, am I wrong, Airman?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:24 pm
In addition...might I point out that this description is far more elegant than the diagram of helicopters. They don't actually fly, you know. They're so ugly the Earth repels them. I read you 5X5L, Airman!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:16 pm
Emilio have you seen Airman's avatar? On paper he 5L knows what he's talking about...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 7:21 pm
The airfoil creates a suction bubble above the wing, the continuous explosion pressure within the engine pushes the engine, and all it's attached to, forward.

"THEY COULD BE MILES OFF COURSE" - "That's impossible! They're on instruments"

TAGS: airplane quote had this one
Rating: 4.23/5

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GySgt1811 - March 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
"They could be Miles, of course. Nonsense, the trumpeter's Dizzy." 5 in 4/4.

LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people

TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!

MQ9 REAPER - The ultimate remote control toy airplane.

TAGS: mq9 reaper airplane
Rating: 2.8/5

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Bob D. Sailor - October 14, 2009, 1:21 am
Sorry no you can't. I do believe this is an Air Force standard issue.
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:17 am
think i can find 1 at toys r us?
Bob D. Sailor - September 24, 2009, 11:14 pm
Well the difference here is that this is real, so the Reaper wins. Thank you, have a nice day.
Bob D. Sailor - September 24, 2009, 11:11 pm
Well the difference here is that this is real, so the Reaper wins. Thank you, have a nice day.
Zed - September 24, 2009, 2:13 am
The HK prototype in Terminator 3 would be a superior version if it were actually real, IMHO (minus Skynet, of course)

THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!

Welcome to colorful colorado -

Go home airplane -

TAGS: airplane
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2013, 5:52 pm
Looks like it gonna puke in the ocean.


TAGS: gamers childhood airplane imagination happiness
Rating: 4.1/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
HA! At least your not bragging about a wii, GS. 5Ls Aggy.
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
pffft, my playstation is like my american express card...5L..never put on my pants with out it




TAGS: wwii airplanes royal wedding
Rating: 4.5/5

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Derek - April 30, 2011, 7:14 am
What music should play to the Tornadoes and Eurofighters that followed?
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:38 pm
"Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so few." God, how I love that irascible old bastard.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm
I was watching this morning when they flew over. I was waiting for air sirens, and for Churchill to appear
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 4:54 pm
My goodness, Airman! I had no idea there was a Lanc still airworthy! I wonder who flew it? Great pic. 5 Biggin Hills landings


TECHNOLOGY - makes joining the mile high club a scenic adventure

TAGS: mile high club airplane wonderwoman invisible
Rating: 2.57/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 7, 2010, 2:10 am
And it's tagged.
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:38 pm
Either he's stealing from Wonder Woman, or they've got a whole new generation of stealth fighters.

Making Paper Airplanes -

TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm
Outstanding tribute!

air travel -


SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."

TAGS: police speeding beer tickets airplane
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 6, 2012, 11:34 am
It's been a long time since I first started seeing that ph**o in the early '00's. And I still don't know what happened. Anyone know what happened? I know that EG=Eglin AFB, but that's it


TAGS: airplane leslie nielson
Rating: 4.43/5

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GySgt1811 - December 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
Airman, you had to go to sea and hunt for this one, right?
Derek - November 29, 2010, 3:34 pm
Shirley this is a testament from Lloyd Bridges to Leslie Neilson?
hootizz - November 29, 2010, 2:51 pm
RIP Leslie..!! so many great laughs over the years.., my favorite would had to have been the 'Inflatable Auto Pilot' getting a BJ in Flying High..., that was a comic masterpiece...!!
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:47 pm

lmfao. i might be wrong guys...but i think its intentional. forseti is right....he would have laughed. great canadian.
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:22 pm
LOL! Leslie Nielson would have laughed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 29, 2010, 12:38 pm
Airman meant well... 5L...It's the thought that counts.
daimuldoon - November 29, 2010, 12:37 pm
its a nice thought but i'm afraid t tell you thats not leslie nielson thats lloyd bridges
FatherTyme - November 29, 2010, 12:36 pm
OH NOSE!!! You did it wrong, that's not Leslie Nielson. That's Lloyd Bridges. I believe that scene is from h** Sh**s Part Deux. Please re-deux


A PRIVATE GLIMPSE OF AIRMAN - Rare image of Airman's living room with designer coffee table.

TAGS: airplane coffee table
Rating: 4.06/5

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Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:29 pm
nice one. You should see my new recliner.. goes perfectly with the tables. Thx
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:30 am
Nicely done, ug!
mariand - March 24, 2012, 10:41 am
look... there's Airman, after has been catched on motifake by his wife...hehehe

LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK - To get banned for L Bombing!

TAGS: l bombing airplane
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:27 pm
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
now that's funny!! you picked the wrong week to submit a funny poster 1L, nah,. I's foolin'...... 5L


TAGS: dog fight war airplanes
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 9:11 pm
We're way ahead of you on that line of thought.
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 9:08 pm
I don't even know why I bother anymore...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 9:05 pm
dont think he has the balls
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 9:01 pm
Think he can go for the trifecta?
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 9:01 pm
plus he knows how to insult others
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 8:55 pm
Spangle is my new hero! He knows things!
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
To hazard a guess at ron's poster, I'll say it's yet another fight between America and Britain.
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
*sigh* A 190's wings are higher, the radial engine is bigger, the wings are straight edged and shorter, they have 4 wing mounted cannon and two engine mounted MG's. That, my dear, ignorant peers, is a Corsair.
Kaboom-ZA - October 2, 2009, 5:16 am
That is indeed a FW, and behind that 2 Corsairs, Front is Spitfire. If the FW pilot is good, and has sufficient ammo, they are ALL doomed. proper hit with the FW's cannon's and its over.
Paul Gibson - October 2, 2009, 2:07 am
I do believe that is an FW. But the two behind have the gullwings characteristic of the 'Cats. I'm confused. In what theater do we suppose this happened?
RandomApe - September 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
Yank? That looks like a Focke-Wulf chasing the Spitfire. You hate America, don't you?
Spangle - September 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
the RAF pilot is better trained and in a better plane. the yank would have no chance



TAGS: airplane emasculated
Rating: 2.87/5

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LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 2:15 pm
Well, until you leave it will be.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 17, 2009, 3:59 am
Apparently this site is just full of f***wits.
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 7:11 am
Wankerstein....u still crying like a school girl?
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:32 am
Hi, Marvin... welcome to the internet. And, motifake.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:27 am
The f***ing died in this crash. It'really not that god d***ed funny.

AIRPLANE - Whatever you're trying to do with it is definitely WRONG!

THE X-PLANES - Smokin'.

TAGS: aviation x planes airplanes research science
Rating: 2.31/5

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Borp - July 4, 2009, 4:46 pm
X-3 FTW. Now if it'd had decent engines. . .

TRAY TABLES AND SEAT BACKS - Please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in the upright position.

TAGS: airplanes landing
Rating: 2.25/5

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stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:13 am
teehee he said "upright position"

Business Class -

TAGS: businessmen airplane trips tickets wives
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2015, 11:41 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:27 am
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:55 am
Your wife's letter is in the mail, just like the cheque you better be writing to cushion the blow lol
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:53 am
Why yes they did Jesus! But they are at the very back of economy seating...teehee.
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:03 pm
JesusWept - February 8, 2015, 7:58 pm
And then Canada Air introduced a package for divorced men? L L L L L

Logic And Proportion -

TAGS: slick alice airplane
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 27, 2015, 8:33 pm
..from my flashback series...
spacedog - August 27, 2015, 6:05 pm
Gracefully worded.
GaryO - August 27, 2015, 7:34 am
Sonofabytch, Greeny, who the phukk are you??! Outstanding

junior's first solo flight -

TAGS: airplane first solo flight
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 9:03 pm
Got your towel?
Oldsod - June 9, 2015, 6:23 pm
Hitchhiker's much?